Trends Part Deux: Ode to Romper

We started on a positive note with trends I’m on board with. So, naturally it’s time for some good old-fashioned negativity. There is one major trend that I cannot do, although power to those who rock it. To soften things up a bit, I’ll write my explanation in rhyme.

Route 66 Romper

In lightweight chambray, you’re tempting – true!
But, dear Romper, I cannot get with thee.
For every time I think of wearing you,
I realize I must disrobe to pee.

With spaghetti straps on top, you tease!
With shorts on bottom, you seem carefree!
But from end to end, you bring unease
To anyone over five feet three.

Though next summer your call may lure,
This season, dear Romper, on you I’ll pass.
Because while on many, you seem sweet and pure,
I’m sure you’d only ride up my ass.

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One response to “Trends Part Deux: Ode to Romper

  1. Pingback: Like I lost a glitter fight. « rich girl diaries

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